╰♡╮╰★╮..╰★╮╰♡╮



A fool may be known by six things:hee:

anger without cause:hot:

speech without profit:L

change without progress

enquiry without object:mad:

putting trust in a stranger:love:

mistaking foes for friends:spin:

:p:hee: DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES:o:p:hee:

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity:P

A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty:)

Wish u an optimistic life:thumb:

♥GOOD NIGHT♥



╰♡╮╰★╮.:heart:.╰★╮╰♡╮

╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮

7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:rofl:


Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”:p


:pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!


:rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee:

SMILE:smile:
Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:

good night
:hee: :rofl:

╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮

♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣

☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆

Benefits Of Hugging:shy2:
▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally:hee:

♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮
Spend $.2 buy a Pillow:p

♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥


♣◀♥▶☆:heart:☆◀♥▶♣

╰☆╮╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰☆╮

THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
:spin::p



Keep your head high, keep your chin up,
because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.:smile:



U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness:P

❤❤ ❤

Be as happy as possible

╰☆╮╰☆╮♥:heart:♥╰☆╮╰☆╮

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Friendship isn't about chilling out together doing common things,
its about when you're in disappointment,
they'll be there for you...

To know your true friends is actually simple.
Just remember who lift you when you fall.
That's friendship all about...

We r born Alone, we leave Alone,
we die Alone, Through our love & friendship
can we create the illusion for a moment
that we r not Alone...?

I want our Relationship to b like Tom n Jerry,
no matter how many times we fight,
we won't be apart...!

Its ok to cry in a hard situation that you are going thru,
but you cant spend the rest of your life crying,
so wipe them and move on...


---♥ ♡☆ :heart: ☆♡ ♥---

╰☆╮♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮

'!••► we all beautiful ◄••!

For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!!
He made some big and some small,
Some are young and some are old,
Some are white and some are black,
Some are short and some are tall,
No matter where you come from too,
Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes,
Or the shape of your head and nose,
God made it so and we are all beautiful...!
We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!!
Whichever language you do speak,
It doesn’t even matter what you look like,
God loves you for...

••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!







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Beautiful Evening 2
My Beautiful Friend

╰☆╮♥╰☆╮♥:heart:♥╰☆╮♥╰☆╮

♫►♥◄►◄►♥◄♫


'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.:heart:
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
:heart:Be kind anyway.:heart:
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
:heart:Be honest anyway.:heart:
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
:heart:Be happy anyway.:heart:
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
:heart: Do good anyway.:heart:
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
:heart:Give your best anyway.:heart:
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
:heart:It was never between you and them anyway.:heart:”





Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...



♫►♥◄►:)◄►♥◄♫

☻❤☺♥►◄♥☺❤☻


Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.


Why do we let the silliest things get to us?
Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons?
In life our most valuable asset is our time,
because our time is something we can never get back.
Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter,
or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend,
and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.


During the hard times, during the pain,
stay humble, stay confident, stay polished,
stay joyous. Stay smiling....


Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.

Lookthis is my smile

☻❤☺♥►:smile:◄♥☺❤☻

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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
:hee:
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
:hee:
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
:p

Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
:note:

╰♡╮ ☆｡◕‿◕｡:heart:｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮

When Ants crawl up the wall.
No Matter how Busy they are
They Still Stop 'n Communicate with Each Other
Hope we will be like them,
Busy but in touch Always..

!! Good night..!!

｡♥☆*‿*☆❤❤★*‿*★♥｡



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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…


BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..:hee:
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her:(
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..:mad:
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..

Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!

GOOD EVENING..

Photo Sharing
HAVE LOVELY TIME..:)

｡♥☆*‿*☆❤:heart:❤★*‿*★♥｡

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆

I am the best,
& I can prove it

I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
.
.
.

I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
..
..
..

and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
...
...
...

:hee:I am the best

:hee::hee: :p

:hee::hee: :p:p

:$Qualities a friend must have:$

Cute as crocodile:love:
:love:Smart as donkey:love:
:love:Active as turtle:love:
:love:Fit as hippo:love:
:love:Matured as monkey:love:
:love:Sincerity like dog:love:

No doubt you are my best friend:dance2:

☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆

God when i lose hope,

Help me to remember that your love is greater than my disappointments

and in your plan 4 my life are better than my Dreams.



Gd night

kaki

☆*:smile:*☆

English is a crazy language
LETS FACE IT:rofl:
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?:spin:
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?:spin:
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.:spin:
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?:spin:
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.:rofl:

Life is too short to be serious…:hmm:
:hee:laugh as much as you can:smile::rofl:

☆*:smile::smile:*☆

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆

What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
,★*”*★,,★*”*★,
The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
,★*”*★,,★*”*★,
We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
,★*”*★,,★*”*★,
We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
,★*”*★,,★*”*★,

If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?

,★*”*★, ,★*”*★,

:hee:Understand!:hee::rofl:
☆*:smile:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:smile:*☆

kahan ho sis?

I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

jab attak jate ho tab Loxxx

kuch naya bolo

matlab danth pargaya so pain hote h

jara garam pani(boiled water) manga tha

kanjush:rofl: