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Work hard. Dream big. Stay humble. 
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:pSgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers":hee:
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:
?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p
Now pay my fees:money::p
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:1 Money can't buy happiness
:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:
2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:
:hee:but... remember that bastard's name
3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..:rofl:
4. Many people are alive only
:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:
6. Smoking kills:thumb:
:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p
:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:
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