A persion grandma just came from iran and wanted to become a citizen in the United states. She took her grandson with her to take her citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the persion woman that he had to ask 4 simple questions about America and if she answer them correctly , she would become a citizen. she said, " OK , but I no speak English , I bringing my grandson" the man said , " OK , so he will translate. Now for your first question : ) What is the capital of America? The iranian woman's grandson told her : " esm shahri ke al'an toosh hastim chiey?" " Vashangton" said the grandma. the was correct ,now for question number 2 : ) When is independence day for American? The grandson said : " Newman marcoos key haraj dare?" " July fourt" the grandma said. correct , now for question nember 3 : ) Who ran for president this year but lost? The grandson told his grandmother: " oon martike mo'tad ke ba dokhtaret aroosi kard koja bere?" " Too goooooor" wow wonderful , now for your final question: ) Who is the president of United States now? The grandson translate : " az chiye joorabaye pedarbozorg badet miad?" " Booooosh" grandma answered. She is a US citizen now. -------------------------------------
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