teri ane ki khushi celebrate karte h


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bahut khush lagte h tre ko

i will kill yo

Sis

oh tera hitler vhai

mere jindagy desert bana dya ab job ka vi

haan
ab bata teri padhai khatam??

ab show kab karigi tuu

haan mai tujhe janta huu aur tuu mujhe

so questino kaisa

toh ''mai hu na;; flim dekhenge hum

ha ha ha
tri ko maregi
eisa mai kiL LaLi ab tak paida nhi hui re
she is good

ek k baad ek hoga re pagLiiiii

break fast vi

ha ha ha
nope karna parega

es baar tuujhko lunch vi karani padegi

haan ek galti kya..to kayi usse follow vi kya
muft me kuch wish mila es liye mai vi chup raha

mere bd 14 feb hai..dunia manata hai..mai nhi manata

50 50 tha..

kavvi khushi kavvi gam

mere birthday nhi tha wo din.

happy new year to yo..khuda khus rakhe tujhe hamesha

toh tre ko kya atii

koi kam ka nhi h tuu

sach waLi hath payer..

ha ha ha dimag tak

tu nhi samajh payi mai kitna khush huu
tere ane se
mere samne hoti to samajh pati tuu

ab thanx vi dene parega kya

haan wo sach tha

ana jana waLiiiiiii

kavvi toh sach bola kar re

to mere vi ek jhut sun miss yo 1234.............
kisne tere ko coma se edhar laya

jo vi ho mere salam dena usse

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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE IT
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.

Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can

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uff phone aya tha

oh really
aisa kitni mazic h tere paas

ninnia kaisi thi

nabbu

accha huuuu

tuu heart queen waLi id se to accept kiya ..mujhe par gb n pm closed

sale ye kiya majjak h

ab mat bol vulgaya