Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin

us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.

daal gyi
kisse

mere to nhi ye janta huu

gOOd nYt priya

sleepY Tym

m gud tu, prety

how are u

hi

lil girl excuse me m 17

bt cant u see m not shy

itna acha bat karna kab se si kha



niCe word


try 2 keep my mind


bY da way

NICE EVENING TOO YOU

tO tik hai 1st anna

mai bi tik,tak

bas tumkO yaad araha thaaaaaaaa

kYa kar ra hi hOOOOoooooooooooo

miss yOu

haan yo here maine dekha h

solly i;m angLi

250 cc kaha h tuu

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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Seems like you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me. Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with, Someone I'll always laugh with, even at my worst, I'm best with you.

birdy, this is funny, "I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together." haha

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