juMmA MuBaraK Sis

mEIn KaHaN jAA rAHI Hn??


PaGAl

"GÖÖD MÖRNING"

"JUMMA MUBBARAK"

jummah mubarak

wait ab opn ki

time nai h aap ke pass

mein chalti hn

take care always

Jaanpehchana kaise

yeh aap hi ke liye banayi h

pehli friend aap h

weLcome ma frnd

vic ajaaa ab jaldi mere rm p koi b kuch nai kahegaaa wadaa h

janu ko tym duuuuuuuu
oh teri baat me aagggggggg h
ok dete h

kal milte h

wah wah kya baat kya baat

toh kya karuuuu
bina bata k gayeb ho jate ho

my b tk hu askum allah ka shukr se ajaaa todeee der k baad my athaon chaat p

now me going:,kidnapped

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
*Aa ab clean karen...
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good night

muje ju dkni nai ati

askum kyseeeee ho

jabaaj meanx chakde fatte
meanz u r a hilarious smart gal ho
dekho mai kavvi kavar sach vi bolta huu

Apko b hai kya

haan thik kaha
tum to ek chotti jabaaj ho

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