Tha Main Neend me Aur Mujhe Itna Sajaya ja Raha tha Bade hi Pyaar se Mujhe Nehlaaya Ja raha Tha :heart: Na jane tha wo kounsa ajab khail mere Ghar me, :heart: Baccho ki tarah mujhe Kaandhe pe uthaya ja raha tha, :heart: Tha paas Mere mera Har Apna us waqt, :heart: Phir bhi mai har kisi k muh se bulaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Jo kabhi daikhte bhi na the Muhabbat ki Nigah se, :heart: Un k dil se bhi pyaar mujh pe lutaya ja raha tha, :heart: Maloom nahi hairan tha har koi mujhe sote hue Daikh kar, :heart: Zor zor se ro kar Mujhe hasaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Kaanp uthi meri Rooh mera wo makan Daikh kar, :heart: Pata chala Jab mujhe Dafnaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Ro pada phir main bhi mera wo Manzar daikh kar, :heart: Jahan mujhe hamesha k liye SulayaJa raha tha, :heart: Muhabbat ki inteha thi jin dilo me mere liye, :heart: Usi ghar se Aaj main aik pal me bhulaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Tha Main Neend me Aur Mujhe Itna Sajaya ja Raha tha :heart: Bade hi Pyaar se Mujhe Nehlaaya Ja raha Tha
Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! :hee::rofl:
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! :hee::hee:
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. :hee::spin:
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... :rofl:
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: