Pagal

Atcha khawb dekha apne

myne dundha apku?

Walaikumsalam pap dada

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought

I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought
I thought had been the thought I thought,

I wouldn’t have thought so much.

nighty thought

oh so nice

jamin ko aur taklif deeeeee

Thank u mo2

kaam chor :@
mummy ne bazar se chinne lane ko boli thii:@
kaha hai chinne?:@

chakachak hu vhai

tere health ka bari me bata.ab kaisa h:p:hee:

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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee:

:mad:The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin:

This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl:

The king died next day!:(

(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)

:pKeep Smling:hee::rofl:

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

nai dungi :p

Pir kitne mo2 hoge ap

Tikh hogaya

Haan try karti hun

Mera colour sittingz q nai change horaha hazar br koshish ki..

My b atchi hun kya kr rahe? Nasta khaya!

Aise hi bolne me kya jata hai kaise ho ap?