Hum gb me hain chat rum me nahi

hello piya

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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

patLuuuuuuuuu

i have to go

see yo

tum to har waqt mast ho

haan khaya
par tum konsa time ka janna chatiho

hello patLuuuuuuu

kaisi ho

missing you

ab valcano lori suno

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Haan bf kia

Hi

:) "Response" is one of the powerful tooL to ocupy a place in someone's 'HEART'
:) :) So,always give the best response 2 the person who cares for u..!!:) :) :)

Han

ok fir milenge

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.

:)

net hanged me

nhi tum bacchi saitan i mean acchi

Din acha tha ghar me b sab ache hain aur khana nahi khaya

Hi

Ok piya ji

Ji

Salam piya

tum vi kisi se kam nhi ho

now me going piya

see u