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Fatimahajja
13 years ago

Take care...& Fati :shy2:

emadbarka
13 years ago

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magadam31
13 years ago

ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺑﺪﻱ
ﺍﻳﺎﻙ ﺗﺬﺑﺤﻠﻲ ﺧﺮﻭﻑ
ﺑﻤﻨﺎﺳﺒﺔ ﻣﺮﻭﺭ ﻋﺸﺮ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ
ﻋﻠﻰ ﺯﻭﺍﺟﻨﺎ
ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ: ﻭ ﺷﻮ ﺫﻧﺐ
ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﻑ ﻳﺘﺤﻤﻞ ﻏﻠﻂ
ﺍﺭﺗﻜﺒﺘﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻋﺸﺮ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ
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ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﻮﺵ
ﻭﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﻗﺮﺭﻧﺎ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﺏ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﻮﺵ ﻭﻣﻴﻦ ﺍﻧﺘﻮ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻭﺃﺑﻮ ﻓﻼﻥ ﻭﺍﻟﺮﺑﻊ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﻮﺵ ﻭﻛﻢ ﻋﺪﺩﻛﻢ؟
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ 8
ﻗﺎﻟﺒﻮﺵ ﺑﺲ ﺇﺣﻨﺎ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻧﻴﻦ
ﺟﻨﺪﻱ؟
ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ: ﺧﻼﺹ
ﺑﺸﺎﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﺮﺑﻊ ﻭﺑﺮﺟﻊ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ
ﻓﻴﻚ
ﺛﺎﻧﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺧﻼﺹ ﻣﺎ ﺭﺍﺡ
ﻧﺤﺎﺭﺑﻜﻢ ﻷﻧﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ
ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﻟﻤﻠﻴﻮﻧﻴﻦ ﺍﺳﻴﺮ
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ﻓﻮﻕ ﺑﺮﺝ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺏ، ﻭﺍﺣﺪ
ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﻗﺎﻝ: ﺍﺫﺍ ﻭﻗﻌﺖ ﻛﻢ
ﺑﺪﻱ ﻻﻭﺻﻞ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ: ﺛﻼﺙ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ..
ﻗﺎﻝ: ﻓﻜﺮﻙ ﺑﻤﻮﺕ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ: ﺷﻲ ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﺑﺘﻤﻮﺕ
ﺛﻼﺙ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﻻ ﺃﻛﻞ ﻭﻻﺷﺮﺏ!!
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ﺑﺨﻴﻞ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺻﺎﺭ ﺑﺮﺩﺷﻮ
ﺗﺴﻮﻱ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺃﻗﺮﺏ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
ﻭﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﺑﺮﺩ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻗﺮﺏ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻨﺎﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
ﻗﺎﻟﻮﺍ ﻟﻪ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﺩ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ
ﻣﺶ ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﺷﻮ ﺑﺘﺴﻮﻱ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﺸﻐﻞ ﺍﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
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ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﺼﺎﺣﺒﻬﺎ
ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ : ﺃﻧﺖ ﺷﺠﺎﻉ
ﻭﺑﻄﻞ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ: ﺁﺁﺁﻩ ﻟﻮ ﺷﻔﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ
ﺍﻟﻐﺰﻭ ﻟﻤﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺷﻬﻴﺪ ..
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