i dont know hows me:p

tum batao bro

mere kaam hi hay dostoo ko taang karna

♡:hee: :rofl:♡

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...

:hee::rofl::p:rofl::hee:

Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

:hee::p:p:hee::spin:

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.:p:rofl:

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.:p

:hee::rofl::p:p::hee::rofl:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp:hee:

:hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....

:hee::rofl::P

♡:rofl::hee::heart::hee: :rofl:♡

good noon

Kamini orat .. fir tu sasta nasha kr k aayi h ?

:waveyello:

tareef jada ho gaya

may ghumta hu eha oha business k liye

mere ko ab nind se f=gyan lena hay vhai

ab toh jada hi ho gaya

palan mat karo:rofl;
baas gyan rakho chupa k..

haaan tum new bottle me purane daru ho
gali kaha diya
sikahaya naya desh ka naya wo9rds:rofl:

khankir put:p

ye bd ka sabse bada gali
ab meaning mat puchna

may bht exam diya ab aur nhi



waise kia sunna hay

Bangladesh me vhai..pm busy so late
never mind

kyu aise bol rahe ho aap

ye toh aur v bada confusion me daal diya tum

wait ek meeting bula k inquiry board bana na hoga

thanx ..Romeo

job karti hu apne papa k pas.

pm se ek cup 100 bolte
cheeeeeeeeee insult kar diya pm ka:@