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ﻣﺤﺸﺸﻴﻦ ﻣﺴﻮﻳﻦ ﺣﺎﺩﺙ ﻭﺟﻪ ﺑﻮﺟﻪ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ:ﺍﻧﺎ ﺃﻛﺒﺲ ﻟﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﻨﻮﺭ ﺃﺑﻴﻚ ﺗﻨﺘﺒﻪ ﻭ ﺃﻧﺖ ﻣﺸﻐﻞ ﻟﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺎﺣﺎﺕ! ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ:ﺍﻧﺎ ﻗﺼﺪﻱ ﺃﻗﻮﻝ ﻟﻚ ﺃﺭﻭﺡ ﻳﻤﻴﻦ ﻭﻻ ﻳﺴﺎﺭ؟ ----------------------------------- ﻣﺪﺭﺱ ﻳﺪﺭﺱ ﻣﺤﺸﺸﻴﻦ ﻭﻣﺪﻭﺧﻴﻨﻪ ﻣﺎﻳﻔﻬﻤﻮﻥ ﺃﺑﺪ، ﺁﺧﺮ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﻪ ﺭﻓﻊ ﻃﺎﻟﺐ ﻳﺪﻩ ﺑﻴﺴﺄﻝ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﻧﺲ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺱ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ: ﻭﺃﺧﻴﺮﺍً ﺗﻔﻀﻞ! ﻗﺎﻝ: ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻭَﻳـﻦ ﺗﺸﺘﻐﻞ ؟ ----------------------------------- ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﻃﻠﻖ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﺭﺍﺣﺖ ﺗﺸﻴﻞ ﺍﻏﺮﺍﺿﻬﺎ ﻗﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﺷﻮﻑ ﻛﺄﻧﻚ ﺯﻋﻠﺘﻲ ----------------------------------- ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﺤﺸﺸﻴﻦ ﺟﺎﻟﺴﻴﻦ ﻗﺪﺍﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍﻳﻪ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ : ﻗﻢ ﻧﺴﻠﻢ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺟﺎﻟﺴﻴﻦ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﻭﻟﻤﺎ ﻭﻗﻔﻮﺍ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ : ﺍﻗﻌﺪ ﺍﻗﻌﺪ ﺟﻮ ﺟﻮ ----------------------------------- ﺳﺄﻟﻮ ﻣﺤﺸﺶ!!! ﻣﺎﻣﻌﻨﻰ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ.. ﻫﻮﻣﺮﺣﻠﺔ ﺇﻧﺘﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺏ ﻣﻦ ﺷﺮﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﻮﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺷﺮﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﺨﻀﺮﻩ ----------------------------------- ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻟﻮ ﺃﻣﺘﻠﻚ ﺍﻟﻠﻴﺎﻗﻪ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﺗﻤﺘﻠﻜﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﺎﺓ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ " ﺗﻔﺮﻓﺮ "ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ .. ﻷﺻﺒﺤﺖ ﻇﻬﻴﺮ ﺃﻳﺴﺮ ﻓﻲ ﺭﻳﺎﻝ ﻣﺪﺭﻳﺪ ﻻ ﺗﺒﻜﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﻏﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻌﺪﻝ ﻭﺍﻧﻬﺪﺭﺕ ﺍﻟﺪﻣﻮﻉ ﺑﻞ ﺇﺑﻜﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺟﺎﻙ ﺇﺳﻬﺎﻝ ﻭﺃﻧﺖ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﺧﺎﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﻭﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﺗﺨﺎﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺼﺮﺻﻮﺭ ! ﻣﻌﻘﻮﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﺼﺮﺻﻮﺭ ﺍﻗﻮﻯ ﻣﻨﻲ؟ ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺗﻮﻩ ﻣﺘﺰﻭﺝ ﺗﺪﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻟﺔ ﺗﻜﺴﺮ ﺍﻟﻜﺎﺳﻪ ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻚ ﺍﺑﻮﻙ : ﻳﺎﺣﻤﺎﺭ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﺎﺗﺸﻮﻑ؟ ﻳﺪﺧﻞ ﺃﺑﻮﻙ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻟﻪ ﻳﻜﺴﺮ ﺍﻟﻜﻮﺏ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ : ﻣﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺣﺂﻃﻪ ﻫﻨﺎ ؟ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﺤﺎﻟﺘﻴﻦ ﺍﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ.. ﻣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ ﺗﻤﻮﺕ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﺮ ! ﺍﺫﺍ ﺟﺘﻬﺎ ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﺗﺴﺄﻟﻬﺎ : ﺗﻌﺮﻓﻴﻦ ﺑﻨﺖ ﺯﻳﻨﻪ ﻧﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺍﺧﻮﻱ؟ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﺵ ﻓﻴﻨﻲ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺎﺧﺬﻙ ﺍﻧﺘﻲ ﻭ ﺍﺧﻮﻛﻲ !! ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﻧﺴﻰ ﻛﺘﺎﺏ ﺍﻻﻧﺠﻠﻴﺰﻱ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺱ ﻭﻳﺮ ﺍﺯ ﻳﻮﺭ ﺑﻮﻙ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ : ﺃﻣﺲ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺩﻭّﺭ ﺩﻭّﺭ ﻣﺎﺍﻓﻲ ﻳﻠﻘﻰ. . ﺍﻟﻤﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺱ ﺗﺮﻙ ﺍﻟﺘﺪﺭﻳﺲ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﺤﺮ
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