**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." I hope its not confusing ♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥ 4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. ,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*, The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. ♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥ **(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥:heart:♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**
Har subhah ki dhoop kuch yaad dilati hai Har phool ki khushboo ek jadu jagati hai Mano na mano per such hai mere yaar Subhah hote hi aapki yaad aa jati hai Sweet Morning:sun::heart:
╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮ Moon and sun Booth are lovers Love everyday For day and night Sun was very hot Moon was very cold But booth are loving
What...
Moon and sun booth are lovers?
Long long Years... Moon and sun loving... day by day making night and day...
its nature But runding the earth help of moon and sun love... is it is love.... ?
Morning Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To Care, To Smile And To See You In Good Mood
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day …Good Day… ╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥:sun:♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮
THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!! :spin::p
Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.:smile:
U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness:P
╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.
:hee: So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? :hee:
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
:p Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ I am the best, & I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . .
I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. ..
and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ...
:hee:I am the best
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:$Qualities a friend must have:$
Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other
♥. . . ♥♥. . . ♥ 1st-”I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off.. 2nd-”I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off.. 3rd-”I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off.. 4th-”I can light the other three'' ...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
♥♥♥♥ Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. ...but never lose hope... I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing. Stay Blessed... ♥♥ ...S W E E TD R E A M E S...
ι aм noт yoυr ғrιend ιғ….. yoυ нave тo тнιnĸ вeғore yoυ ѕpeaĸ тo мe! мy preѕence ever мaĸeѕ yoυ ғeel υncoмғorтaвle! yoυ нave тo тнanĸ мe ғor everyтнιng ι do ғor yoυ! yoυ нave тo ѕay ѕorry ғor everyтнιng тнaт yoυ don’т do! yoυ нave тo aѕĸ мe ғor ғavorѕ! yoυ тнιnĸ ι woυld noт вe cυrιoυѕ тo ĸnow yoυr pнιloѕopнy oғ lιғe! yoυ go вy wнaт ι ѕay and do noт υnderѕтand wнaт ι don’т ѕay! yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт lιѕтenιng тo yoυr dreaмѕ woυld pυт мe тo ѕleep! yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт ѕeeιng yoυ ιn paιn, woυld noт вrιng a тear тo мe! yoυ тнιnĸ ι do noт reмeмвer тнe ғιrѕт тιмe we мeт! yoυ don’т ѕee тнe тнoυѕand wayѕ ι тry тo мaĸe yoυ нappy!... So, enjoy every drop of water either from sky or from eye!!!
When we are in ANGER, we are just one letter short of DANGER… BUT, When we are GOOD to other, we are one letter more that GOD…
Every1 may not be good, but there is something good in everyone!!!! so never make a constant image for everyone!!!! Bcoz every saints has a past, and every sinner has a future!!!! Don’t stop, build new dreams and think always that in your way, NothinG iS iMpoSSibLe. Choice is ours… HappY NiGhT
Smilesmile:)smile it removes the tension of your file, let there be even a huge pile, you can complet them with a smile. smile beautifies yeur face, with it; you win a race, let it be an unsolved case, you can solve it with a smile on face:)
A Smile is a sign of Love, A Smile is a sign of Care, A Smile is a sign of Cheer, A Smile is a sign of Trust, A Smile shows how you can, Be happy even in hard crust… A Smile is a sign of Joy, A Smile is a sign of Hope, A Smile teaches you how you can, Remove the clouds of Mope…:) "Remember to always dream. More importantly to make those dreams come true and never give up " SMILING NIGHT ╰★╮:smile::heart::smile:╰★╮
best msg ever to a busy friend: "i think of u,U think of me.bt the difference is,wen i think of u i send u msg,u think of me after receving my msg" *ngl*