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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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dont angry on me,i'm quiting
this is my last msg keep smling 
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╰♡╮╰♡╮---WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD
♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467138_600070-393895763980488-55989-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467129_318164-140120829451483-49392-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467152_loving-mother-sleeping-bher-1.jpg" border="0"/>So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm
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╰♡╮╰♡╮---kuch accha nhi lagte h naba
ENJOY UR DAY 
Have regular hours for work and play;
make each day both useful and pleasant,
and prove that you understand the
worth of time by employing it well.
Then youth will be delightful,
old age will bring few regrets,
and life will become a beautiful success
Hope u r f9
tc, "God bless U"
make each day both useful and pleasant,
and prove that you understand the
worth of time by employing it well.
Then youth will be delightful,
old age will bring few regrets,
and life will become a beautiful success
Hope u r f9 tc, "God bless U" 
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╰♡╮---Red is the symbol of love
And the yellows talks of friendship
The green tells of richness and progress
The blue guarantees great at heart
The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
Wise thoughts
u can follow
1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???
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╰♡╮---nabbu aajaa na thori deer k lie
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