SoN- i wAnT A BaBy bRoThEr MoM- yOuR DaD Is oVeRsEaS, wHeN He cOmE BaCk, We wIlL TaLk oVeR It.. SoN- wHy dOn’t gIvE HiM A SuRpRiSe mOm??

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A ChIlD HaD NeVeR SeEn hIs hIpS, 1 DaY HiS TeAcHeR BeAt hIm oN HiS HiPs, hE CoMeS BaCk hOmE N SeE HiS HiPs iN ThE MiRrOr & sAyS.. oH GoD ShE DiViDeD It 2 pIcEs... bAaPlE! dO TuKlE KaL DiYe! :o:o:o:p:p:p:hee::hee::hee::shy2: BoY WhIlE KiSsInG HiS GiRlFrIeNd.. BoY- tHiNkS U BaBy.. 4 GiVe mE Ur cHeWiNg gUm.. GiRl- ThIs iS NoT ChEwInG GuM My lOvE, I’M SuFfErInG FrOm cOuGh! :o:o:o:p:p:p:hee::hee::hee::shy2: bE cArEfuL itS sUndAy:p:hee:

:shy2: i gEt tHe bEsT FeElInG In tHe wOrLd, wHeN U SaY.. hI Or sMiLe aT Me bCoZ I KnOw tHaT EvEn fOr a sEc tHaT I HaVe cRoSsEd uR MiNd”

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HAPPY TIME

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Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life
~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders
~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out
~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says"Times over, sorry"
~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine
~Wen ur friend says b4 test,"yara mujhe kuch nai ata" n he got more marks than u
~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, "kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?"
~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha....... Hahaha

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:sun: :sun: keep smiling

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A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated.So here's a big smile just for you. Good morning!babes

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True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you! :heart:

2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you! :heart:
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reams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating mine beats for you Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?


good morning my wife:love:

:heart: iloveyou my sweetie cutie wife:love: mmmmuuuuuwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhh:love:

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