A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,


“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

hi

?????? pari my tumhari samali uncle nahi hoon??????

ki korbe? ami tumaki bolu nai night aaschi day jayschi

satyam shivam shantharaam

hi hi gn ki? ami intezar karbo

amar profl pic ta dekho..!

dekhbe thik hoye jabe

shayad nahi busy hoon kyon ki shayad mein khatra hai khatre mein hum hai. isliye hum khatre mein nahi rehna chahthe

nahi

kahan

Bhagwan :bolo watsala kya prblm hai.
PKRani :- Bhagwan koi mujhe iske bakbak se bachao
Bhagwan:- My khud pareshan hu. jab bhi mandir aatha hai tho jor jor se arthi mein chillatha hai. Main kuch na kar sakunga im sorry. devil ko pakdo

I think we were chatting in hindi.Isliye aana tho chahiye. Aap ko kya lagtha hai ki mujhe hindi aathi ya nahi

agar marathi aane se kya chappal pehanna chalu kar denge?

mujhe marathi hi nahi urdu, bangla, kannad, oriya, kashmiri, pastho, punjabi,gujrathi,marwari, kutchi,bihari,bhojpuri, yeh sab NAHI aathi

yaar ek chor kahan pe rehtha hai isse zyada kithne din bahar rehtha haiyeh zyada important hai na?

wo tho meri churaya hue chappal pehenke nikhala hua photo hai.Keh nahi rahi thi ki dekho mere pao aur bathao kahan se churaye ho? Pariyan jhoot nahi bolthi jhoothe ke liye

kya bataoon pari jab se hosh sambhala sab ke paaon mein chappale dekhtha tha .Fir O.S. naam ke aandhi aur toofan ke beech tumhari mulaquat hui. Bina chappalon ke pari ko pehli baar dekh ke dil bahut roya. Aur mandir me gaya bhagwan se puchne ke liye ki hey bhagwan pari ko itna sundar banaya par without chappals what is the use? Jaise hi mandir pahuncha bahar padi dher saari chappalon mein meri nazar padi. Thab se aaj thak sirf ladies chappal hi churatha hoon . Dekh pari acche logon e saman shoes nahi tho chappal tho pehan

auch:p
sab pari rawan se asirbaad lete h:p

pari rani.....teach me about fly

but without wings