:p:hee::shy2::p

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p

M waiting........

ok

Okies yar ........:)
PM me meri FB id bhejta hu Aapko ok .........:p

Best line said in friendship by missed heart: "I will wait till the day I can forget u or the day u realize that u cannot forget me"..

Mi thiek hun dear aap kaise ho ji,

plz name b tabdel kr lo

farah nazar nai aa rahi Ajj

Mujhe laga aisa

ha offline howa ta abi aya hu

its ok

Mujhse naraj ho ap

May thek hn

Gud mrng beta mai thk hu and ap

ap ko bataya ta meri ammi nai hai abbu business mai busy rety hai

Kase ho ji

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