Mein kursi pe nahi apne bf ke god me beith jaungi kal wala yaad hai na badalna kursi wo teko badal dega hahahahaha ex bf me v dum hota hai

Mein chashma nahi lagati meri ankhe bahut khubsurat hai

Mein bakwas karti hun ja katti bhagwan kare tu jis kursi pe beithe use dimak chat jaye

Ye gb msg nai dikha yaar kya tha

Thank god ke teko pakau nahi lagti kam se kam tera sahara to ban jayegi

Are garmi se mar jaungi barish se thodi

Alien kahin ka ye bata tere sar pe kitni ankhe hai pairo me kitne baal hai chaddi pehenta hai ya patte

Are b0re to tab houngi jab zinda rahun mar gayi to tere kaleje ko bina barish ke he thandak pad jayegi

Bhagwan bhala kare fir tera matlab tu U.F.O se utar ke aaya hai tavi identified nahi ho pa raha

Are m0ns0on kab ayega aisa lagta hai ke suraj mere sar pe aakar beith gaya hai

Tu id verify kar ke dekh ho raha hai ke nahi

Daal chawal sabzi garmi me n0nveg khao to aur garmi lagti hai yaar tu kaise kar leta hai kaam

Mein kar chuki tune kya khayashuturmurg ka anda

Very g0od n0on lunch kiya

Gali me cricket raat ko are raat ko awara kutte ghumte hai insan nahi

Achha ishu

Nahh

baach gaye mein.

Daru ke adde pe s0 gaya tha kya meri bet v low ho gayi

Kahan chala gaya yaar chal koi na g0od nit sweet dream