thare liye na besan ke ladoo le aayenge tussi vo le lena..or hum to thare lal tamatar khichenge..

thare pass bhurkha hai... or jab aaoge to mooh se bhurkha to htaoge he na to tamatar khichenge.... or ji ladoo b khich lena rona mat..

ab ki hoya... pta he na...

ye googi woogi ush to mhara dialogue hai... hum thare tamatar khichenge na tab kahenge... thare ko ladoo na khichne denge.. teeleeleeli.. thare tamatar khichenge... fir karna aai aai aai.. ladooooo maan jaao.. or tussi mhare he ladoo khichne ki baat karte ho....ha ha ha..

jangli ho tussi... kitne pyala hai na ye wild banderiya ... or hum to ek jaghe pe ruke hue hai ji kha lo aa ke... sardi bohot hai na jab b khane aaoge to rajai me milenge...

myauuu... tussi khaoge... baderiya khi ki.... banderiya veg. hoti hai... tussi non-veg kaise hoge... veg. banderiya...

dusra pura na gya ji... dusra msg samajhne ki koshish na kro ji dimag me moch aa jaayegi...
or aye hai banderiya uchalti hai ji hum na uchalte... banderiya khi ki.. uchlo uchlo... aise to dekhe he na khane wale... mhare ko khaoge... hunnn... kha ke dikhao ... ithe aa paaoge na tbi to khaoge..

oh ji aaj aaoge nahi lagta hai.... pta na shayad aaj b scl se he chle gye hoge coaching pe... ya fir........ khurrr khurrrr karne lge... raat ko b baat karte karte khurrr khurrr ho gai thi... call kar dete na hum to tussi jaag jaate.. ek dum phone vibrate hote... >><<>><<>><<>><><><><...
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oye petu phone ki nahi .. thari vibration... phone pocket pe rakhte hoge to halke fulke to ho he agar phone vibrate hua to jumbo b..<><><><><<<>>><><>..
koi kahega bhagooooo bhukamp aaya. tussi haloge to koi bhukamp sochega...
ye sab rang biranga pm me likha per pm ne mehnat khrab kar di color dikhaya he nahi... per hum mehnat khrab kaise jaane dete tbi to ithe aapye
PRINCESS ROSE....

buggi thari id me ek bachi b dikhi... hoooo bachi b dekho aunty aunty kar rhi hai... ab yha pe vo sare to na aane wale jo wha pe the... per or jo wha pe na jate na vo yha aa jaayenge... samajh gye hoge na ya un priya mitro ke naam b btaye... ah.... ra.....bus bus... or na btate ji... ye bugga hai na thari id me vo sun lega... fir kahega... hoooooo kitne sare dore daal rhe buggi pe...

chiiii buggi.... mhare ko bugga bna diya... khusat buggi na na banderiya khi ki....

memchaab good morning ji... or inniiii subha subha kaise uthe ji... ratri me baat ke time khurrr khurrr or ab aaye ho vo b tamatar ke sath...

jumbo bugga thare pe fida ho gya na... agar usko hindi aati hui to sochega ke ye dono pagal hai... inko kaam nahi kuch b... or us bugge ki req. aaye na to pkka btana jumbo... fir to pkka fida ho gya hoga...

or memchaab ji ye solly kahe... koi na tussi so gye to... nini aai na a ve thoda bhage... a ve bhagte tab solly bolte... abi na hai jarurat...memchaab b na a ve solly pe ruk jaati hai...

haye lam fir kahe khul khul kre ji... na na ab na karte khul khul... bugge ke liye no vacancy... bechara bugga visit mar mar ke buggi pe dore daal rha hai...

aye hai smile pe fida... bugge ki to chandi chandi ho gai... v.vip ko smile pasand aa gai... bechara dikh b na rha ab to yha...lagta hai tamatar dekh ke behosh ho gya hoga... na ji nabehosh mhare jaise ho sakte hai vo to sidha uper chla gya hoga... heart attack ho gya hoga usko...

oh ho ji memchaab to uspe...
latoo.. latoo latoo.. uspe latooo...latoo latoo latoo uspe latoo ...

hmmm yha khud inneeee ache gaane bna ke sunate ho or fir kahoge hoooo mujhe na aata gana... ek b yaad nahi... buggiiiii khi ki....

ohhh buggi...ye gana us bugge ko do jo thari id me visit kar ke gya... jisne visit kiya vo bda he acha dikhta hai na ek dum shahid kapoor...

ohhhh thari id me ek budhe ke foot print.... hooo.... bugge ko buggi mil gai .... ab na ganagaao tussi ...
kya kru ram mujhe buddha mil gya... haye haye budha mil gya...

na ji na nahi chorenge...
dhramm se na giroge tussi...
thare ko girne na denge... aalam
se niche utar lenge...ye apni id me likh diya tha thari me na likha...galti ho gai thi...