bb jan tanx..

Ap k boht qareb hu dawat kb kar rahe hn ap mere

he he he
tum dono ne kya kia
khule aam

little jaan


love yew

muaaahhhh:heart



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dont look out sidep

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

hum tere shehr ma ae hn musafir ki tarah
bus ek br mulaqat na moka de day

good morning have a nice day

G HUM A RAHE HAIN K.S.A EID K BAAD

OR MEIN SO GAYA THA IS WAJA SE REPLY NI KAR PAYA

kya dekh rahi ho

you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.
Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.
That’s FRIENSHIP

Life is a touch & go Some people will be there 4a while,
Some will go away,
but People who find u special will always find ways to stay with u!

No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy! Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir
Hai bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna

Asslaam o Alaikum
Warehmatullah
Wabarkaathu
morning farah g

I m fine..thanks..
Aap kaise ho. ?

Walaikumsalam di

Gud mg farah ji,

Love and Death r
2 Uninvited Guests.
Nobody Knows When They cOm,
But
Both Do Same wOrk,
oNe Takes Heart and Other Takes its BeatS. . . .....
its fact...

Good morning...

Have a lovely day...

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.