Jumma Mubarak!!! Dua mein yaad rkhna

acha jab gussa shant hojaye tab baat karlena

kabhi pta ni chalega teko khanu :hee:

Pata nahi

haal accha ni hai zie se jhagra hua phir sula lekin kuch khali khali mehsoos ho ra hai

Leave it. . Wese merh koi b bat y0u ki samaj k bahar. .

ki hoya gabru

Na kuch na hoga d0st.

tu aur mai es universe se hi hai

ab chalta huu bhai

ye dekhooo
bacche logose baat karne me ehi taklif hai
joke karna jante h par joke sehna nhi jante h:rofl:

HEALTH TIP: Dont eat pizza,burger, pani puri, fried rice, ice creams, biryani,tikke, chocolate n cake. Bcoz it wil cause stomach pain wen u eat 'WITHOUT ME.'

virus faail jaye to kya hoga
tum ho na eha
professional cleaner
kam me lag jaooo

esliyeee to naha raha huu
ab tumhara bari paluuuu bull:rofl:

woooooo dats nice
mai naha raha huu
tum vi naha lo
ye bad boooo:p:hee::rofl:

patLuuuuuu khan
aaj mood accha hai kya:hee:

---(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)---

my some frns(boys) are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee:

Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.:)
:thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee:
:thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl:
:thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.
:thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl:
:thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee:
:thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
:thumb:The world is your urinal.
:thumb:Same work, more pay.
:thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$

:thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl:
:thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin:
:thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee:
:thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P
:thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl:
:thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin:
:thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee:
:thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
:thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P
:thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin:

:thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb:

:rofl: Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl:
:rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl:

---♡(＾◡＾) (＾◡＾)♡---

~ZiE~

:(:(:(:(:( tm :(:(:(:(:(:(

meko fatty girl nahi banna aap apna hisse ka aapke ghar se kha ke aayo heeheehiiiii

ye prposal meko savikar nahi bhai heeheehiiiiii $ sach ye h osh relation se viswas udh gaya avi pyar gaya gatar mein hmm