ye lo ji
>==== mhara hath pakad ke niche aa jaao memchaab... or jyada uper na udda kro takra jaao ge kisi chiz the..:p aaj to bach gye hamne hath diya niche utar laaye.. :p or din itni achi kismat na hogi.. :p

aye hai ... banderiya ke b pankh nikal aaye...:p mhara naam nikala... banderiya khi ki... :p

mja aata hai thare ko pareshan karne me...

abi to shubh subha ji... gooddd morninggggg banderiyaaaaa...

to pahle kyu na btaya... banderiya khi ki... chlo to so jaao.. khurrr khurrr kro ji... aavaz aani chahiye yha tak...:p

neend kisko aai ji... mhare ko to na aai... thare ko aa gai kya memchaab ji...?

aye hai ji thara shermana... rose red red he type karenge tussi shermate rahoge...

ol kya ji tamatar memchaab... red red tamatar red red word... or rose b red... haye lam sare red... :p princess rose ..

oh ho ji mhare ko to tamatar he chlenge na na dodenge..shy2: ladoo tussi rakho .. tamatar ithe fekte rho...:p

aye hai ji... kho to fir se msg bheje dher sare... na na nahi bhejte thare se jeet na sakte msg bhejne me... :p mhare pass itne msg hote nahi ke bhejte rhe per thare pass to..... haye lam inneee msg laate kha se ho ji...:p

is tamatar khao se kuch yaad aaya memchaab...
ek bar na ek bhikhai bhik maang rha tha ... to ek aadmi bola tamatar khao tamatar... to bhikhai ne fir maanga vo fir bola tamatar khao tamatar...
bhikhai tang ho gya or bola tamatar kyu khau... to uske aadmi ke side wala bola ye totla hai ye kah rha hai kmakar khao kmakar...
tussi vo he totle lge mhare ko ...:p

aye hai ji apne mitar ko laddoo b na de sakte... chin ne padenge..

aye hai mhare manpasand tamatar b de gye memchaab... mja aa gya ji...

yamiiii laddoo tasty lge thare ko... bhukad sare kha gye ithe ek b na diya... banderiya chatori khi ki...:p

shubh parbhat memchaab... or ho gye hum behosh... thare ladoo dekh ke..:p tamatar to gye ladoo aa gye...

gussa sehat ke liye thik nahi memchaab...
guccha nahi ...princess rose...

ab msg kro to reply na kro to kya khe memchaab....?

kaan pakal ke solly memchaab... ab yha pe msg kar dena...naraj na hona...

us movie me puchte hai na ke dr. late kyu hua...? to btate hai ke honge apne clinic me.... late ho gye... aise he mhari dr. memchaab hai...:p honge apne clinic me.... :p clinic all clear shampoo....:p

jio khul ke ki aunty ji... jiye to tab jab dr. memchaab ji aaye... ilaz to dr. memchaab karenge na... pta nahi memchaab kha hai aaj to... govert. dr. memchaab ho to apne private clinic pe baithe hoge na... govert. hospital ka kya hoga fir...:@ hum yhi to hai ji ilaz karo aa ke ...:p vo naayak movie ki trah kar rhe ho tussi to..:p anil kapoor wali movie ...