••• •••:smile::hee: A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee: Boy-and-girl-kissing........
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl:
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
Math is hard wheN yoU caught:hee::rofl: Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?:p:hee::rofl:
A child had never seen his hips, 1 day his teacher beat him on his hips, He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says.. oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad: BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl:
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there. :hee: Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl: :p:p