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Ghor Kalyug : A boy disturbd a girl at bus stop. Girl: Ghar par maa/behen nhi hai kya? Boy: Nahi Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai.
Read at Your own Risk . . . . . Mountain Dew peene se udd jaata hai fear, . Basically Your concepts are not clear.. Wah...wah! . . . . Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans.Batao", . Maine kaha Melody khao khud jaan jao.. . . . . Ek aur arz hai- . Pam ke pyar me pagal ho gaya Peter, . Ab Hero Honda Spelndor 80 KM per letre.. . . . . Ek aur.. . Atma chhod gayi jism purana, . Didi tera Devar Deewana.. . . . . 1 aur bas- . Blood donate karne ke pehle hamesha group janchna, . Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.. . . . . Yeh lo aur ek- . Yasomati maiyya se bole Nand lala, . Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala.. . . . . Yeh last wala- Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to dhundo koi chemist.. . My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist.. . . . . Ek aur plzz- . Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paaro, . ACP bola,"Qatil k ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro.. . . . . Ek aur arz hai- . Maine piya apka khoon, . Gud Afternoon Gud Afternoon.. . . . . One more- . Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, . Oh my god Sir! Yeh to mar chuka hai.. . . . . C.I.D's One- . Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka loan hai, . Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID pe jokes banata kaun hai? . . . . One more yaaro- . Pappu ki item paidaishi gawaar hai, . Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai.. . . . . 1 aur ho jaye- . Apne gamo ko dil me daba lo, . Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR DYE, Bas kaato gholo aur lagalo.. . . . . Really last one- . Mithaai banata hai Halwaai, . CENTER FRUIT... Kaisi jeebh lapp lapppaaaaiii... .