accha ab chalte h piya

Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko
AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!

:p:p

aur ha haste rehna.
