ok bye

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.


sab ka kam,ravn ka naam

ok lovely night yaar

ha ha ha
gut gut

Yamraaj asks 3 ladies: Kbhi kiss kiya hai!
1st lady: Shadi se phle.
Yamraj: Nark mein jaao.
2nd: Shadi ke bad.
Yamraj: Swarg mein jaao.
3rd: Kbhi nahi.
Yamraj: kone mein aao!

tharki yamraaj

Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!

Masnad-e-Shahi Ki Hasrat Hum Faqeeron Ko Nahi
. .
. .
Farsh Hai Ghar Mein Hamaray
Chaadar-e-Mehtaab Ka.....

ha ha ha
mujhe pasand aya


Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,

Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..

nice

new style of romance

A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, make me feel like a wife.
.
.
.
The boy also removes his jeans
.
.
…
says.. .
.
wash both the jeans

q ki wo drug abuser tha:hee

may ravn huu
ram nahi

dekho mujko,eha sita mujhe kitni sata h
par may polite huuu
kuch nahi kia

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badalna vi nahi chahie

dekho tuhari ram ka lila

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tum kavi suna 'ravn ka lila'
q ki wo sajjan tha

jara jorse chalo
dahkaa duun kia

ha may usse kam se kam 900gm kam hay

ab to mila naa

kaha ho ap?

100 kg
khatra khatra

mere tara koi halka ravan q nahi dundta

sirtaz

weight kitna uska

ye ek suicidal decision hoga

ram na jaan
piyara kon

mayeha huu

ha kia ram ram laga rakha h
chori chori chupke chupke

hy kysi ho kaha ho ap??

yee hue na baat aaaa gale lag jaaa:hee

aap to har wakt mast ho sita

par kayse

secret batao

accha huu
digi sita kaysi h

Behind every successful man,
there is one woman…

If that man needs more success………

He has to increase the number?????

so kaliyug ka ravn to hana pada

kia karu majburiiiiiii