Janu 21 tole ki s0ne ki billi banwaungi

Janu jawad ko shus ka kya bta diya tune

Janu nind aa gayi thi

accha rehne de
tere bara sir ka chota khopri me ideas ghusa dungaa raat me ake
ab phone aya ..kaam ke dibbe se

vaagta hu

ideas ka kami h tere paas..ye mujhe mat bol

:p
hmm door se v kitna kuch karte h log
ek tu hi hay

:rofl:

im trying na sure hone k liye

tuu help q nhi karte h:p

••• •••:smile::hee:

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee:
Boy-and-girl-kissing........

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl:

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

Math is hard wheN yoU caught:hee::rofl:

Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?:p:hee::rofl:

A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad:
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl:

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.

:hee:
Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl:
:p:p

:hee::smile:••• :heart: •••:smile::hee:

im not sure
tu bata

Patta patta janta hai ek tu hi naa jane hAal mera :note:

To av aja hun wahan

Janu rum me ana bhag kyun gayi

Janu kal jadu ne neha ko v behen bna liya

Janu kitna bada chashma laga rakhi hai kahan se fark dikhega

Janu kitna bada chashma laga rakhi hai kahan se fark dikhega

Janu

Janu usme h hai na gour me nahi hota

Janu tu ghour mat kar gour kar le kafi hai

Are janu wahi to boli thik se padh

Janu free h0na v mat shadi ke liye dahej mangna samjhi warna laat mar ke bhaga dena