……
Prosperity makes friends , adversity
tries them
ﺧﻮﺷﺒﺨﺘﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﯽ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ ﻭ ﺑﺪﺑﺨﺘﯽ
ﺁﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻥ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ.
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..........GOOD NIGHT SWEETIE..........

.....HAVE A NICE DREAM LOVELY.....

:heart: :heart: HARAM :heart: :heart: :heart:

have a nice day

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A persion grandma just came from iran
and wanted to become a citizen in the
United states.
She took her grandson with her to
take her citizenship exam.
The immigration officer told the
persion woman that he had to ask 4
simple questions about America and if
she answer them correctly , she would
become a citizen.
she said, " OK , but I no speak English ,
I bringing my grandson"
the man said , " OK , so he will
translate.
Now for your first question :
) What is the capital of America?
The iranian woman's grandson told
her : " esm shahri ke al'an toosh
hastim chiey?"
" Vashangton" said the grandma.
the was correct ,now for question
number 2 :
) When is independence day for
American?
The grandson said : " Newman
marcoos key haraj dare?"
" July fourt" the grandma said.
correct , now for question nember 3 :
) Who ran for president this year but
lost?
The grandson told his grandmother: "
oon martike mo'tad ke ba dokhtaret
aroosi kard koja bere?"
" Too goooooor" wow wonderful ,
now for your final question:
) Who is the president of United States
now?
The grandson translate : " az chiye
joorabaye pedarbozorg badet miad?"
" Booooosh" grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now.
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