hey i m not a patient to sleep soon yaar

Hey john i ll not go to sleep now :p hahaha Hows ya???

tharki :hee: dhinchak theme he :hee: mgr pic bakwas h :hee: chng it :hee:

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dr.-aapke 3 daant kaise tute? Aadmi-wife ne kadak halwa banaya tha, wo khaya dr.-to halwa khane mana kar dete aadmi-fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate.... :hee::hee::hee:

maalik-abhi tak tujhse machhar nahi mare gaye mere kaano me gunguna rhe h. Naukar-macchar mar diye sahab ye to unki biwiyan he jo vidhwa ho kr rhi h :hee::hee::hee:

sorry yaar tujhe kya btaun tu meri frndlist dekh le tujhe sub kuch pta lag jayega sirf ladkiya mat dekhi

thanx ab itni bhi tarif mat kr na :hee:

All for u friend:heart::heart::heart::smile:

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SHArabi netrdan karne gaya caounter par bethe clerk ne poocha -kuch kehna chahte ho sarabi-jisko lagao use bata dena yeh 2 peg main khulti hai.:hee::hee::hee:

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:hee::hee: K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi? :hee: Gal-nhi B-kalle na :hee: G-nhi me ni klungi B-plz kalle teko eclaire duga :hee: G-islye to ni klni,qki kichi ol se dairymilk me bat ho chuki he. :hee::hee::hee::hee:

Lalu: itna sara log football ko lath kyou mar rahe h? Sardar:gol karne ke liye. Lalu: sasura gol hi to h aur kitna gol karenge. :hee::hee::hee::hee:

Grl-: Sir sb stdnt mujhe buaji khte h. Sir-: jo ise buaji khte h khde ho jao. (ek boy ko chhodkr sb khde ho gye) Sir-: tum khde q nhi hue? Boy-:Sr mai in sbka fufa hu. :hee::hee::hee:

Husband calls frm Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh. Srvnt pickd d fone. Hsbnd: Memsab se bat karao! Servnt: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai. Hsbnd: Par Sahab to mai hu. Servnt: Ab me kya karu? Hsbnd: Maar de dono ko me hold karta hun. After kilng.. servnt: Lasho ka kya karu? Husband: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja. Servnt: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..... Husbnd: Oh sorry, wrong number...! :hee::hee::hee:

oye hoye chalu chaplin :hee::hee:

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