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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:

1 Money can't buy happiness

:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:

2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:

:hee:but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..:rofl:

4. Many people are alive only

:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:

6. Smoking kills:thumb:

:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p

:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:



:p:hee::p



:P:hee::p:rofl:

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संता को पढ़ते-पढ़ते एक ख्याल आया उसने पेपर पर एक नया सूत्र
लिख डाला बेड+रजाई= भाड़ में जाए पढ़ाई !! 😛😅😛

Mohabbat kis se kab ho jaye andaza nahi hota,
Yeh dil woh ghar hai jiska darwaza nahi hota.... heart emoticon

इतनी ठण्ड में किसी
नहाये हुए को छू कर...
"त्वम् स्नानम मम स्नामम " कहके भी स्नान किया माना
जा सकता है...!!! :-P

🌹Jaan hai "JANUARY"
🌹Pyar hai "FEBRUARY"
🌹Mast hai "MARCH"
🌹Aasha hai "APRIL"
🌹Milan hai "MAY"
🌹Judai hai "JUNE"
🌹Jakhm hai "JULY"
🌹Ashiqui hai "AUGUST"
Sitam hai "SEPTEMBER"
🌹Ok hai "OCTOBER"
Nagme hai NOVEMBER
🌹Deedar hai. DECEMBER
🌹💗HAPPY
🌹💗NEW
🌹💗YEAR
🌹💗2016
🌹💗in advance 🎁🎆🎆🎆🌹💗🌹💗
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹Ye Special roses🌹
🌹hai, ise aap un🌹
🌹logo ko send kro🌹
🌹Jinhe aap 2016 me kabhi🌹
🌹Udas Nhi Dekhna🌹
🌹chahte.
Mene to🌹
🌹kr diya. "🌹हम" "🌹दुआ" "💐करते" "🍁हैं"🌹"" कि"🌷आप" "🌹आने" "💐वाले" "🍁साल" " के" "🌷12" "🌹महिने" "💐खुश" "🌷रहें"; "🍁52" "हप्ते "🍁मुस्कुराते" "💐रहें"; "🌹365" "दिन" "🍁आप" "💐पर" 🌻"ईश्वर"🌹मेह्रबान" "🍁रहें"; "💐8760" "🌷घन्टे" "🌲किस्मत" "🍁आप" "🌷का" "💐साथ" "🌹दे"; "🌷525600" "🍁मिनट" 🌻"कामयाबी "🌹आप" "💐के" "🍁कदम"🌲 "चुमे; "🌴और" "💥"31536000"🌺 "सेकन्ड 💥"हमारीi 🌹" दुआ" 🌲"आप "💐के"🌻 "साथ"🌷 "रहें"; "🌴advance" : "🌲W+I+S+H" "🌷FOR"+"YOU With Family 🌷" सपरिवार "🌹HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016 in advance

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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..

We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year

We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.:p

Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

:hee: Dear Friend:hee:
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...:$
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
:hee:I Plan To Continue


I wish that n't a single tear trickles
down your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.


╰╰╮╮:heart:♡•‿•♡:heart:╰╰╮╮

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♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥
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Few observations
:rofl:

1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
:p

2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
:hee::hee:

3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
:p:p

4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
:hee::hee:

5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
:p:p

6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
[:rofl::rofl:

Isn't it ??

:p:p:sleeping:

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♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥
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┊　★　┊　★
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“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”

Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
╰★╮╰☆╮╰★╮╰☆╮

Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
╰★╮╰☆╮╰★╮╰☆╮

I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...

╰★╮╰☆╮╰★╮╰☆╮

!! Samanjh Mein, Nahi Aata Ki !!
¡¡ Maazra Kya Hai -------------
¤ --------------------­--------
!! Kabhi Sone Ko DIL Karta Hai
¡¡ Kabhi Rone Ko DIL Karta Hai ¡¡

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An interview with God..:p
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Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
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God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
.
.
That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
.
.
That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
.
.
They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.

So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are


GOOD NIGHT
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(¯`v´¯) ♥
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..zzzZZZZZzzz..

Caution :shy2:
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Type of Girls:shh:

Hard Disk Girls:hee:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:p
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:rofl:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:p:p
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:rofl::rofl:
Difficult to access:p

Server Girls:p:p
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:hee:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:p:p
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:p:hee::p:hee:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:p:p
Also known as "WIFI":p
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.:rofl:

SMILE:smile: Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:

वो बोली :- तु इतने #status_पोस्ट करता है सब #वेस्ट हो जाते है...मै बोला :- ए #पगली तेरे #यार के #status_वेस्ट नही #copy_paste हो जाते है...

#Λɗɗ_мє_Λиɗ_ƒσℓℓσω_мє✔✔

बॉस (सेक्रेटरी से): तुम और मैं एक हफ्ते के
लिए लंदन जा रहे हैं। ज़रूरी मीटिंग है।
.
सेक्रेटरी (पति से): ऑफिस के काम से मुझे
बॉस के साथ एक हफ्ते के लिए लंदन जाना है।
जरूरी मीटिंग है।
.
पति (अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से, जो एक टीचर है):
मेरी बीवी एक हफ्ते के लिए बाहर जा रही
है। उसके जाते ही तुम घर आ जाना।
.
गर्लफ्रेंड (स्टूडेंट्स से): बच्चो, मैं एक हफ्ते के
लिए बाहर जा रही हूं, इसलिए तुम्हारी एक
हफ्ते की छुट्टी।
.
एक स्टूडेंट (अपने पिता से, जो कि बॉस है):
डैड, मेरी एक हफ्ते की छुट्टी है। मैं घर आ रहा
हूं, आप कहीं मत जाना।
.
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बॉस (सेक्रेटरी से): मेरा बेटा आ रहा है।
लंदन जाना कैंसल।
.
सेक्रेटरी (पति से): लंदन जाना कैंसल हो
गया।
.
पति (गर्लफ्रेंड से, जो कि टीचर है): पत्नी
नहीं जा रही। हमारा प्रोग्राम कैंसल।
.
टीचर (स्टूडेंट्स से): बच्चो, आपकी छुट्टियां
कैंसल।
.
स्टूडेंट (पिता से, जो कि बॉस है): पापा,
मैं नहीं आ सकता। छुट्टियां कैंसल हो गईं।
😀😀

Papa ki Pari hoti h Betiya
‪#‎Dear_Papa_ji‬
में आज हँस के ही बिदा होऊंगी
क्योकि मैंने जो सब कुछ खोया है।।
उसका एहसास में आपको नही करा सकती।।
बस पापा इतना सा वादा कर दो
आप हमेशा अपना ओर माँ का ध्यान रखोगे..
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े
जब हमारा टूथपेस्ट खत्म हो जाता है तो, हम में isis वालो की
आत्मा आ जाती है , अपना काम निकालने के लिये टूथपेस्ट की मुंडी
काँट देते ह :-D :-D :-D

Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye
Koi Dukho Ki Panah Se Roye ... !!
Ajeeb Silsila Hai Ishq aur
Mohbbat Ka .
Koi Pyaar Ke Liye Roye
Aur Koi Pyaar Karke Roye ... !!

S.D

pata nhi
soch k kal bataunga

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LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥

LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥


BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥


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