:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p Sgnboard outside Heaven: "Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers":hee:
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: :hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: :rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy..":rofl: ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: :hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee: ?? Signboard outside A Bar: " Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:
?? Signboard outside Driving School: :hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.....":hee:
?? Signboard outside Library: "Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p Now pay my fees:money::p