Girl demanded ice-cream. Boy purchsed it. Girl: thnk u. Boy: sirf thnk u..? Girl:U want kiss na? Boy: Are romance ki bhuki ladki.. Aadhi icecream de pehle!
Girl: how much do you love me ? Boy: mera dil mobile hai or tum uski sim. Girl: god me kitni lucky hu boy: thank god usse nahi pata Ki mobile dual sim ka hai.
Girl-what's ur name? Boy- Black lion Grl-are u joking? Boy-no, It means kalu singh and Ur name Grl-Soft underwear. Boy-are u joking? Grl-no, It means komal chadda.
Govt-jiske 5 bache h use ghar degi. Santa ke 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan ke 2 bhi mere h unko laata hu(lane ke baad) Apne 3 kaha gaye ?? Wife jinke the wo le gaye