90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


:p

:hmm: ok..ok..ok.. Don angry.. Now fresh one:o:o:o A boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months. Girls Father: How can u proove it. boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self. I love your daughter:o:o:o don like...ok..try 4 another..

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

you still angry:o


look how many people...like my joke

but you are my friend..you don like it!! :( ok..i'm going...

:,( :( :,( have a crying night:p:hee:


how i go..??? Gabru wat happene: