A coupLe went to a farm. A buLL was servicing the cows. The Lady asked the manager, ” how many times the buLL can service “the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”:o
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”:o
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??:o
:p:p:p:p:p:p Man O Man ! never faiLs to deceive thyseLf !
When without money, wishes to get married; When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary; When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts Like rich man; When has money, acts Like poor man
:p:rofl::p:hee::money: Work like you don't need the :money: love like your has never been broken, like no one is watching, and If you the world is with you…
Memory is made everyday Because the time, because the nature Because the trauma, because the secret Because the plan, because the fear... Because the happiness, because the irony Because the importance, because it is funny Because the promise, because the faith... Memory is remembered Whether daily, whether eventful Whether beautiful, whether sad Whether planned, whether accidental... Memory is forgotten For the shame of dignity, for the hunger of power In white lies, in written history By erasing some fact, by adding impact... Memory is manipulated By the flash of look, by the said word By the thing, by the thought By the shocking impact, by unconscious dream... Memory is made everyday Because of you. Memory is triggered again.....
Real friends are the cute and lovable idiots in the world, B’coz They will die for the friendship and at the same time They will demand a treat for dying.
Sometimes we maintain silence to protect one beautiful relation… But too much silence creates big distance in every beautiful relations…
If u r angry with ur lovable friend, just put a side ur egos, hug each other & say, “I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME