haan had dinner with medi:p

i'm not germ i'm bimari
advance than germ:p:p

Hi, Hw r u ?

ennu bechal enthwa?

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti


good nyt

la yilaha illallah...:

i cant
i like germs

i mean germs like yo:p:p

why yo roiling

beware of germs

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I ASKED WHICH IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD..

MY FRIEND SAID…IT IS “FAITH”..
YOU FIND IT IN EVERY HEART..

I ASKED A BRIDE..
SHE REPLIED…IT IS “LOVE”
IT MAKES A POOR MAN RICH..

I ASKED A SOLDIER..
HE SAID…IT IS “PEACE”…
BEAUTY DWELLS WHERE THERE IS PEACE..

I WAS WONDERING HOW TO CONNECT THEM..
AND RETURNED HOME…WITH A HEAVY HEART..

THE DOOR OPENED….
I COULD SEE “FAITH” IN THE EYES OF MY BROTHERS & SISTERS..
“LOVE” IN THE EYES OF MY PARENTS….AND..
“PEACE” IN MY HOUSE…BUILT BY “FAITH” AND “LOVE”.

SO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD IS “HOME”.

:)

:sun::sun:

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A Quiz…
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhri?
Ans:
jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES:rofl:

'' Love Doesen't Start In Morning And Doesen't End In Evening:naughty:
''Its Start
When U Don't Need It
And It Ends When U Need It Most....:heart::heart::heart:

Gud mrng D sun is up
time 2 fill ur coffie cup.
D day is new
& how it will be is up 2 U.
makes plan 2 purse
what it is that u seek :note:
so that u can stand on
D highest peak
filled wd delight

:sun: Hv a fantastic day :cheerleader:


NiYa

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought

I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought
I thought had been the thought I thought,

I wouldn’t have thought so much.

nighty thought

:heart:

:heart:

Hai summer..!

Enthu rasama..!

E fruitsoke kazhich.,

Kalichu rasich,

Adichu polich,

Viyarthu kulich,

Mushinj nari..

Ntammo!

Enthoru chooda..!

Enik sahikan vayye..!

gd evng mahiraben..

hallo buzzy body gd mrng

Mahiiiiiiiiiiii....


Good evng..

Meenuuuuu..

Gud evnggg....

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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee:

:mad:The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin:

This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl:

The king died next day!:(

(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)

:pKeep Smling:hee::rofl:

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