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The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone.



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.:rofl:

:hee:Think different.

Add wife, Enjoy life.

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How Amazing!!……….

A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years,
But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes…
Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..





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helo g kesi ho

When you truly care for someone....
Their mistake never change your feelings..
because, It's the mind that gets angry but the heart still care.assalam o alikum
Good Morning!

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Wish u happy rainy evening ma friend.

When you wait for someone for a few minutes it’s your Need.

For a few hours it’s your trust. For few weeks,

it’s your Friendship.

But when you wait even though you

know they won’t come it’s True Love.


PR E M

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hi dear how r u gdn8 have a nice drem

* My lovd is like a red,red rose
* That's newly sprung in june
* My love is like a melody
* That's sweetly played in tune
* So fair are you my bonnie lass
* So deep in love am I
* That'l will love you still, my dear
* Till all the seas run dry,
* Till all the seas run dry, my dear
* And the rocks melt with the sun
* And i will love you still, my dear
* While a thousand ages run‏
love
lio

When you love you get hurt

When you get hurt you hate

When you hate you try to forget

When you try to forget you start missing

When you start missing you fall in love again

P r E M

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DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u....

:hee::p:rofl::hee:

Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.

:hee::p:p:hee::spin:

Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

:hee::rofl::p:p::hee::rofl:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..

:hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/ morning/good
(Now Read in reverse)....

:hee::sun::rofl::P

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Hai

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“No, No, No, I don’t want to show”
Time has not yet come for me to go
To the world that I live this world for simple reason
I want to live here for some more years as a simple person.
Give me some more time for worship as I followed nothing
Life was enjoyed as if it may not have any end for something
I repent now for not having utilized it in best way
The death lords may come anytime and take me away...

''A human being can take away everything in life
except his knowledge, thoughts and dreams,
which are charged positive ideas of illusion and hope” …

Good Morning With Love and Respect……….




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ohhh :o :o
its ok sweet dear kya kr rahi ho ap is waqt

yar muje english nai ati hindi ma bat kro plzzz

yar apki nimbuz ya facebook id ha k nai...

i m fit n fine yar ap sunao kya ho raha ha.

helo dear kesi ho yar ma thora bzy tha so ma is liye nai online hoa