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“Morning” is a gud time to
“Remember” all d sweet things & all swt.
persons in ur “Life so Wake Up
with ur “SWEET MEMORIES To See This
Beautiful Mørning.
gö_öd mørning
WITH LOVE
IIIaloneIII
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القَـسـوة لَـيــسـت دائـمـاً عـنـــوان
للـقـلـــوب الـقاسيـه..
فَـــ بـعـض القـلـوب الـطـيـبـة تـقســـو
لأنـهـا مـجـروحـــة بشدة .
Ohh thank'x 
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i,m dOing very gOOd mah
& hOpe yOu tOO mY sweet cut sweeTy
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Have a Lovely Time.....
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I will not be alive…
A LOVER says:
“if anything happens 2 u’
I will not be alive.”
but A FRIEND says:
Nothing will happen 2 u till I am alive”
That’s friendship …….!!
Happy friday nice
FRIENDS FOREVER
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This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and his theory of relativity.
After having propounded his famous theorY, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United
States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by
his faithful chauffer, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row! One fine day,
after Einstein had finished a lecture and was coming out of the auditorium into his vehicle, Harry addresses him and says, “Professor Einstein, I’ve heard your lecture on Relativity so
many times, that if I were ever given the opportunity, I would be able to deliver it to perfection myself!”
“Very well,” replied Einstein, “I’m going to Dartmouth next week. They don’t know me there. You can deliver the lecture as Einstein, and I’ll take
your place as Harry!”
And so it went to be… Harry delivered the lecture to perfection, without a
word out of place, while Einstein sat in the back row playing “chauffer”, and
enjoying a snooze for a change. Just as Harry was descending from the
podium, however, one of the research assistants intercepted him, and began to ask him a question on the theory of
relativity…. one that involved a lot of complex calculations and equations. Harry replied to the assistant
“The answer to this question is very simple! In fact, it’s so simple, that I’m going to
let my chauffer answer it!”
After having propounded his famous theorY, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United
States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by
his faithful chauffer, Harry, who would attend each of these lectures while seated in the back row! One fine day,
after Einstein had finished a lecture and was coming out of the auditorium into his vehicle, Harry addresses him and says, “Professor Einstein, I’ve heard your lecture on Relativity so
many times, that if I were ever given the opportunity, I would be able to deliver it to perfection myself!”
“Very well,” replied Einstein, “I’m going to Dartmouth next week. They don’t know me there. You can deliver the lecture as Einstein, and I’ll take
your place as Harry!”
And so it went to be… Harry delivered the lecture to perfection, without a
word out of place, while Einstein sat in the back row playing “chauffer”, and
enjoying a snooze for a change. Just as Harry was descending from the
podium, however, one of the research assistants intercepted him, and began to ask him a question on the theory of
relativity…. one that involved a lot of complex calculations and equations. Harry replied to the assistant
“The answer to this question is very simple! In fact, it’s so simple, that I’m going to
let my chauffer answer it!”
Wishing you Have a wonderful day
Peace ,, Enjoy ,,Happy
TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF
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&
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Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"
have a funny day:note:
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"
have a funny day:note:
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