Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
I am dropping by because I wanted to say "I hope you have a beautiful day."
╰☆╮♥[♥╰☆╮ A day where hope and rainbows meet, and true love sweeps you off your feet; where all is sunny and all is bright, with rays to fill your heart with light;
╰☆╮♥[♥╰☆╮ a day that brings good things to you, inspiration and love and dreams come true
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ Waqt k dayre se hum guzar n jae, armano k silsile kabhi bikhar n jae, isliye apko bewaqt yaad karte h, kahi apke dil se hum nikal n jae
Laughter doesn't always mean happiness... Sometyms it's just a mask !! Tears doesn't always mean sorrow... It may also an outlet joy !! Silence doesn't always mean yes... It may also mean No but it's better left unsaid !! Anger doesn't always mean hatred... it could just b a means of copying !! Staying away doesn't mean it's the end... It may also mean the best beginning !! ╔══════════════════╗ ║☆☆ ╚══════════════════╝
Because It’s The Magic That Inspires Us To Keep Trying, Learning, Loving, And Living.!! :note: Good Evening:-):note: :sun: :note::note: :sun: :note::note: :sun: :note:
"Breaking up. It happens kind of suddenly. One minute, you're holding hands walking down the street, and the next minute, you're lying on the floor crying and all the good CDs are missing." _Kennedy Kasares :,(