Matlab.....?????????:o

Matlab.....?????????:o

Sahi kara sis

Id change karne se meZaj bhi badlenge:P

namaz hui

Mere gharme ekdam thik hai sublog aur aapke....??

abhi hu naa mai online fb pe bhi.........:p:p

aap aao na fb per.......

Agar aapki duwayen humare sath hain to jarur ayega accha result....!!:D

aur btao kaise ho aap...???

Are pagal abhi toh exam di hai.....:L
itne jaldi result...??????:p:p

aur thnx WC ke liye...??
kya chal raha hai...????

Yup m here now.....:)
hey hows u....???????
sory exams chal rahe the toh online nahi tha....!!!
bt now m all free....:D
kaisi hai aap rose....
mis u......:)

"If someone is too tired to give you a smile leave one of your own..."



"A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people..."




haVe A Gud dAe n KeEp SmiLinG






~ZiE~
:sun:

kya hua

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others girls r looking at u ......:@

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby.........:p:p:p


Girl: Why?:o:o

Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.... :p:p:p:p

Girl: What?:o:o:p

Boy: My heart..:heart::heart:

Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he,,:)
Agar bhulana chaho to or yadaate he.... :D
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki,,:dance:

Aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he....:p

miss you:heart:

:p:hee::shy2::p

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p

:p:hee::shy2::p

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee::hee:

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee::spin:

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

:p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,,:D
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,,:)
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata....:heart::heart:

:)Gud Nyte:)

mOti

Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai...
bole to 7 wonders...
1 apun
2.apun ka style
3. apun ka awaz
4. apun ka smile
5. apun ka face
6. apun ka sms, Aur
7. apun ka Dost ….!!:heart:

Are nahi aisi koye bat nhi hn .....mjhe ulta acha laga....:)
Mjhe acha lga qki aapne sach btaya .....
aur btao kya chal rha hai.......:):):)

chotti
kitnii chotti



ese bada to ho na:rofl:

batan padega
ok tum queen victorya ki nasal ho:hee: