:heart:

Chidiya ko to pyar karte hein khub khilate hein pilate hein apne saath rakhte hein bas

♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥:smile:

:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers":hee:


?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:


?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy..":rofl:


?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:


?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:


?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.....":hee:


?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p


Now pay my fees:money::p


:smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile:

sayed


Close ur eyes and imagine:
Chand k bed,
Taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takya!!!
Nice na??
Now come back to earth and sleep on ur KHATIA

:rofl:

heart beat nhi karega toh tum toh gaye kaam se

nhi

ye kevin jagers h

accha ek sexa avater deta hu

tumhe pata nhi h..ye ladka bahoot accha h

pata nhi..sayed Ladka hay

Ary ye kya galt baat chidiya udate nahi hein

Oh accha u r stylish Girl Aamchi Mumbai aur kya chal raha hai

happy new year!!!!

koi baat nhi..jo mujhe pahchan ta h..o galat nhi samjhega

accha ab gn sd tc:waveyello:

ye pata nhi tha
kia karuuu..ab may:rofl:

ohh toh theek hay
raho busy

pata nhi kon..baas ab os me ladka ka v fake id open hone laga:rofl:

busy ho kia
smiley k sahare baat q karrahe ho