Chidiya ko to pyar karte hein khub khilate hein pilate hein apne saath rakhte hein bas

♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

sayed


Close ur eyes and imagine:
Chand k bed,
Taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takya!!!
Nice na??
Now come back to earth and sleep on ur KHATIA

heart beat nhi karega toh tum toh gaye kaam se

nhi

ye kevin jagers h

accha ek sexa avater deta hu

tumhe pata nhi h..ye ladka bahoot accha h

pata nhi..sayed Ladka hay

Ary ye kya galt baat chidiya udate nahi hein

Oh accha u r stylish Girl Aamchi Mumbai aur kya chal raha hai

happy new year!!!!

koi baat nhi..jo mujhe pahchan ta h..o galat nhi samjhega

accha ab gn sd tc:waveyello:

ye pata nhi tha
kia karuuu..ab may

ohh toh theek hay
raho busy

pata nhi kon..baas ab os me ladka ka v fake id open hone laga

busy ho kia
smiley k sahare baat q karrahe ho