allah hafiz

British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No


British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.

smiling night

accha ab chines sikho

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes:shy2:
(Must Read Out Loud):rofl:

1) Thats not right = = = = = Sum Ting Wong

2) Stupid man= = = = =Dum Fuk

3) Did yo go to the beach= = = = =Wai Yo So Tan

4) Its very dark in here= = = = =Wai So dim :o

5) I thought u were on a diet= = = = =Wai Yu Mun Ching :o

6) This is a two away zone= = = = =No Pah King

7) Our meeting is scheduled for next week= = = = =Wai Yu Kum Nao :o

8) He is washing his automobile= = = = =Wa Shing Ka :hee:

9) See me ASAP= = = = == = = = Kum Hia

10) Great= = = = == = = = =Fa Kin Su Pa


:p:p:hee::hee::rofl:

accha

ro diya kia

accha baas karta hu

ye par k so jao

Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.:hee:

:rofl::hee::p:p:hee::rofl:

kab se dekhraha hu ye do hi smiley ata h kia tum ko

baki sab kaha gaya:p

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...

:p:rofl::hee:

my pleasure

Larka:
"Dil ruba."

Larki:
"Balance bhijwa."

Larka:
"Paisay nahi."

Larki:
"Kaisay nahi?"

Larka:
"Mehangai hai."

Larki:
"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai.":hee:

sacchi danth nikla toh na

kaha chalu

accha dekho ye pad k danth nikalye h ya nhi

Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye......

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha.:hee:

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya.:hee:

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?:hee:

Sharmaji Very Serious.:o
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette:rofl:

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...

Sharmaji's another deadly solution:

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette:rofl:

Interviewer:-Stupid:hmm:

Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution…:shy2:

Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..:hmm:

Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna..:spin:
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”:p:p

Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”:$:rofl:

Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.

Sharma ji can sell anything...

:hee::rofl:

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We are Human.
We are not Perfect.
We are Alive.
We try Things.
We make Mistakes.
We Stumble.
We fall.
We get Hurt.
We rise Again.
We try Again.
We keep Learning.
We keep Growing.
And....
We are thankful for
this priceless opportunity
called Life:)

Death is not the
biggest fear we have;
Our biggest fear is taking
the risk to be alive
The risk to be alive and
:)express what we really are:)

We Are Born Without Anything
But We Die With Our Name...
So
That Name Must
Not Be A Word only,
It Must Be A
:)History....:)




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His

mere dimag ka khopri bilkul khali
areee y'r copy pest:rofl:

ye last wala pad k muskra k so jao

Honn main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,
apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!:p:rofl:

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dost teri dosti itni pyari,
teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari.
Kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari,
to chal ab good night bolne ki teri bari!

kuch nahi

may chala sone me..raat 1 bajgaya ...long day waits...

gn.sd.tc sabeen

aur bahoot kuch

pahle ye batao ye admi ye kia klarraha h

thats nice:p

ab gb me baat karo ..aur kal dlt kardena:p:p

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Love makes your friend a little dearer.
Joy makes our heart a little lighter.
Faith makes our path a little clearer.
Hope make our lives a little brighter.
Peace bring us all a little nearer.



Friends will come and go
and touch your life along the way
but only a true friend will touch your heart.

Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes.
Because for those who love with heart
and soul there is no such thing as separation.



Give a little, warm someone's soul,
tomorrow you may need
someone to wipe away those tears.






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helo sabeen