╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".:hee: :mad:The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".:spin: This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE":rofl: The king died next day!:( (●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." I hope its not confusing ♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥ 4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. ,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*, The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. ♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥ **(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥:heart:♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** [/
╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮ Moon and sun Booth are lovers Love everyday For day and night Sun was very hot Moon was very cold But booth are loving
What...
Moon and sun booth are lovers?
Long long Years... Moon and sun loving... day by day making night and day...
its nature But runding the earth help of moon and sun love... is it is love.... ?
Morning Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To Care, To Smile And To See You In Good Mood
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day …Good Day… ╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥:sun:♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮
╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:rofl:
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”:p
:pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
:rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee: SMILE:smile: Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy :smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile: good night
╰☆╮♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥╰☆╮ '!••► we all beautiful ◄••! For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!! He made some big and some small, Some are young and some are old, Some are white and some are black, Some are short and some are tall, No matter where you come from too, Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes, Or the shape of your head and nose, God made it so and we are all beautiful...! We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!! Whichever language you do speak, It doesn’t even matter what you look like, God loves you for... ••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!
'People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.:heart: If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. :heart:Be kind anyway.:heart: If you are honest, people may cheat you. :heart:Be honest anyway.:heart: If you find happiness, people may be jealous. :heart:Be happy anyway.:heart: The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. :heart: Do good anyway.:heart: Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. :heart:Give your best anyway.:heart: For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. :heart:It was never between you and them anyway.:heart:”
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate.. From sadness, we appreciate happiness… From mistakes, we appreciate experience…. From friends, we appreciate laughter… From love, we appreciate companionship…. From Faith, we appreciate God..and From all the above, we appreciate growth...
☻❤☺♥►◄♥☺❤☻ Don't let your smile collapse for silly reasons. Why do we let the silliest things get to us? Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons? In life our most valuable asset is our time, because our time is something we can never get back. Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter, or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend, and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.
During the hard times, during the pain, stay humble, stay confident, stay polished, stay joyous. Stay smiling....
Don't let your smile collapse for silly reasons. Lookthis is my smile
╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.
:hee: So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? :hee:
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
:p Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench.. Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished.. Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..! Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…
BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile.. Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..:hee: Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her:( Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..:mad: ‘n she turned to find me… ‘n We smiled.. Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart!