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its not Invented by me
Types of GirlsHard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls
Difficult to access
Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentenceS=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...
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LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥
BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥
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♡DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...
Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.
Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.
:A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp
Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....
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❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤NICE SAYING ABOUT LIFE:..
'sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
It iS A SeAsOn tHaT CoMeS AnD GoEs,,
sOmEtImEs yOu LauGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
ThErE Is sOmE OpPrEsSiOn oF LiViNg,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE TrAdItIoNs oF ThIs wOrLd,,
ThErE ArE SoMe dAyS Of LOsInG AnD GaInInG,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE PrOmIsEs, ThErE ArE SoMe vOwS,,
tHeRe iS SoMe rEstLesSnEsS At eVeRy mOmEnT,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
sOmEoNe iS SLeePiNg uNdEr a sCaRf,,
SoMeOnE Is tHiRsTiNg tO SeCuRe tHeIr hEaRt,,
SoMeWhErE ThE ShInE Of dIsApPoInTmEnT HaS BlOoMeD,,
sOmEwHeRe LovE AnD LoVe aLoNe iS RaInInG,,
sOmEtImEs tHeRe iS PaIn, SoMeTiMeS ThErE Is a cUrE,,
LifE Is sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
mEmOrIeS Of mOmEnTs gOnE AwAy,,
ToRtUrE Me aLL tHe tImE,,
BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY CoMe,, BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY Go,,
tHeRe iS A WoRlD Of LonELinEsS,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn..
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
SoMeTiMeS YoU LaUgH, sOmEtImEs yOu cRy,,
LiFf Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn..!'
WiShInG Ur CoLouRfuL LiFe❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤
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We Are Often Let Down
By The Most Trusted
Person & Loved By The
Most Unexpected Ones …
Some Make Us Cry For
Things That We Haven’t
Done, While Some Other
Ignore All Our Faults Just
To See Our Smile …
Some Leave Us When We
Need Them The Most & Some
Stick Around To Us Even When
We Ask Them To Leave …
World Is A Mixture Of Such People …
We Just Need To
Know, Which Hand To Shake
& Which Hand To Hold … !!!
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