Janu anchar pakate hai kya:@

:0

:) :)

Janu anchar ke masale ready kar pehle bol kya kya dalte usme

Janu kya karegi unka

Janu os suna ho gaya tha bata sare log kahan gaye

signal:o

wo kia hay
yuhi ajaaaaaaaaa:rofl:
VIP bat ban samjha:roflz:

uth jaaaaa be

kistarah ka signal vejna hoga ab

allah hafiz

yr blanket me jana h..sardi bahoot

haaan bilkul

sweet dreamz

mere sath ka asar

tab toh tere ko gaddhi hona chahiye tha

chaal may ab chaalta huu..tu fight karte rehna net se ya pm me:p:p

tuu wise h

ahh thanq

toh garbage bag me feq deeeeeeeeee

tere hisab se kitna hoha??

wahi de

♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥:smile:

:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers":hee:


?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:


?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy..":rofl:


?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:


?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:


?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.....":hee:


?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p


Now pay my fees:money::p


:smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile:

tereeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeeeet

tere signal toh ab aya mere paas
may weak nhi bolraha hu ..ryt?:rofl:

tere paas ja k har signal hi weak ho jata h