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haan
tuu accha hi rehna

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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee::rofl:

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

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afsana meri dost hai

sharmana shord daal aazu bazu mat dekh i love u bol dal

haay rubba my waari jaavaan

ankh maar rahe chachu bhatiji ko sharma gayi my haay haay

i love u

bhaiya

But aisa kuch nai h dnt worry
sad face remove kro bhai

janti hun chachu

bhaiya such kahun to muje yahan k logo ne be dardi bana dia hai aur my todha todha badalne b lagi hun

Nai bhai..
But y?

warna aise badal jaongi jaise kabi apki thi hi nahi

M b thek hn