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hoy 
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•.¸☆♥:smile::hee::hee:Sgnboard Education
:pSgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers":hee:
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:
?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p
Now pay my fees:money::p
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:1 Money can't buy happiness
:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:
2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:
:hee:but... remember that bastard's name
3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..:rofl:
4. Many people are alive only
:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:
6. Smoking kills:thumb:
:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p
:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:
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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year
We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.
:pLets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
:hee: Dear Friend:hee:
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...:$
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:hee:I Plan To Continue
I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
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Few observations 
:rofl:1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
:p2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
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:hee:3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
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:p4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
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:hee: 5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
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:p6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
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:rofl:Isn't it ??
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╰★╮╰☆╮“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”
Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
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╰★╮╰☆╮Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
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╰★╮╰☆╮I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...
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