mat aao

ok bye

ladies first

ha to pehle tu hi jawab de

waha kya hai

q waha dar lgta hai

chupwaha aa main tera wait kar raha hu

mujhe sab pata hai

mere room main aa

woh to mujhe pata hai tum choti ho ya moti

ok ja apne chote chote bacho ko sambhalkahi unhone muh fulla diya to tera jeena haram kar denge:p

ab muh q fulla rahi ho

tu hi to boli thi mujhe us din yaad kar

ok chote bacho ki mom

kuch nahitum nahi samjhogi tum abhi choti bachi ho:p

hey bhagwan kya din aagye hai

haq ki waha mera aik jasus beta hai:p

kiskoapne bhai ko:o

ha mgr shayad tumhe bhi koi moti bolta hai ghr main

ok saale saab ko mera namshte bolna