Dimag hai to msg sirf 1 bar padh ke jawab do 1 + 5 + 3 - 2 + 8 + 6 - 5 + 8 - 6 + 14 - 4 + 5 Haa, to sawal ye hai ki BHAJIYA ko english me kya bolte ha?
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha, ghar par koi nahi hai, boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur.. . . . Sachmuch koi nahi tha, tala laga tha!
Boy: oh ! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha Girl: To me jau? B: Nahi bilkul nahi G: Do u luv me? B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge? B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau G: Would u like to kiss me? B: Yes, i like it G: Tum muje maroge? B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu? B: yes G: Oh darling!
(AUR SHADI K BAAD YE LINES PURA NICHE SE UPAR PADHO)