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Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... ">http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg" border="0"/>
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling
Let all my smile be yours All your tears be mine, Let all my happiness be yours All your sadness be mine, Let the whole world be yours, Only you be mine