kiska hai??

Baap- beta chhod se ye Ownskin, ye ownskin tuje roti
nahi dene wali...
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KamiNa Beta- haa papa ye ownskin muje roti nahi denewali
par
roti banane wali degi.... :hee::p:hee::hee::hee:

ji thk hoon ......




:hee:Teacher-Tere Papa Kya Karte Ha..

Santa-Sir,Wo HDFC ke Malik He. .

Teacher-Wah wah,
HDFC Bank.! .

Santa-Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center.:hee::rofl:

hwzz yu ????




Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek
Ladki
Fasai, :p
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.Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :p

Assalam alaikum .......

Beta ap rum me jao miku beta bula rahe hai hum baad me aa jayenge :)

jasmeen wala room h di

Chachu ki bitiya

ha bolo di naam pata chal gaya kya mera :P ap chatroom me ao

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types

"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language! :rofl:

hmmmm ..... okay ...

hi gf gud am love u sis

Ap sath hote ho to mera dil khush hi rehta hai bitiya

kaha gayi di ap :P

Shibu aur miku bete ne meri gb saza di aj

aisa bolo ar batao kaha ho ab kaise ho health kaisi h??

Asalam.u.Aliakum di kesi ho ap...

Bhise mausam ki bhigi suruat
Bhigi si yaad Bhuli hui bat
Wo bhigi si si ankhe
Wo bhiga hua saath
Mubarak ho aapko aaj ki khubsurat barsat. :heart: